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Truly amazing advice.
First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner
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There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…
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inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:
Me as a father 😂
“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂
Lmfaooooooooooo
I have to reblog this every time 😂
I LOVE seeing parents who are genuinely hyped about their kids
Lmaooooooo
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Modern day love story
my WHOLE fucking heart
Bitch!
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Life imitates art
bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane
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“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)
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Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway
Average day on a california freeway
is. that a Luftwaffe plane??
It sure is!
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